"3" by Britney Spears

Here is the new single by Britney Spears. The song is called 3. I'm not sure if this leaked or actually released yet but I love it! Her album is gonna be pretty good.

Listen and download the song FREE. CLICK HERE

Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Trailer

This movie looks awesome!!! It looks just as good as the original!!! It's weird seeing someone playing Freddy other than Bobby Englund. He will always be the real Freddy though.

Khloe and Lamar Say "I Do"

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom were wed Sunday night around 6:30pm.

The two said "I do" in front of 250 guests at the home of music manager Irving Azoff. Kelly Osbourne, Ryan Seacrest, and the Lakers' Kobe Bryant and coach Phil Jackson were among the guestlist.

Sisters Kourtney and Kim served as Khloe's maids of honor, while stepfather Bruce Jenner walked her down the aisle.

High Five Escalator

If you haven't heard of this group, they are called Improv Everywhere and they are a group who organize strange, funny, or thought-provoking public scenarios. I will post more of these on here that I personally love but here is one that is on a smaller scale. Enjoy!

Dumb Laws

OMG ok so I was reading through some dumb laws around the US that REALLY exist. These laws are 100% REAL and actually written in the state's constitutions. Here are just a few from Alabama and Florida. Wow. haha

For more go to www.dumblaws.com

ALABAMA

• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


FLORIDA

• One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
• It is illegal to sell your children.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• You may not fart in a public place after 6PM.
• It is considered an offense to shower naked.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
• Oral sex is illegal.
• You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
• Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Jennifer's Body

I just got home from seeing Jennifer's Body. I loved this movie! From the director and writer of Juno came this cleverly witty movie! It was funny and very entertaining!! I never lost interest!! Loved it!!

"Live Like We're Dying" by Kris Allen

This song is awesome!! If this is what the whole album sounds like, it's going to sell alot of copies!!! BTW the album is due out November 17th! Good job Kris, I approve.

Listen and download the song FREE. CLICK HERE

Ellen & T-Pain Auto-tune

OMG I love this!! T-Pain is great!! And Ellen is hilarious!! haha watch this and enjoy!!

Kanye West & Lady Gaga: FAME KILLS Tour

Finally Kanye is going back on tour and with who else?? Lady Gaga. She is very strange...but it will be fun to see the two together on stage!!! I am planning to go to the show in either Anaheim or Los Angeles. OMG I'm soo excited!!! lol

"Take Your Shirt Off" by T-Pain

Wow!! I love this new song by T-Pain! Apparently it's off of his new upcoming album titled Revolver. It's the first official single!! I had no idea he was coming out with a new album!! Can't wait now! Feel free to listen to it and download it for free on the link below!

Listen and download the song FREE. CLICK HERE

Wow!!!!!

Hirzberger Events - Digital Wallpaper from Gregor Hofbauer on Vimeo.

Big Egg!! haha

Well...the title explains it haha but look what happens whe he opens the big egg...lol

Follow Me On Twitter!

I know I know some of you hate this thing called "Twitter" but I have one so if you wanna follow me please do!! I'll try to make my tweets interesting for ya! ;) haha

http://twitter.com/Dreamweaver32

"I'mma Let You Finish..." Kanye West Shirt

hahaha Oh I am totally gonna get this right here!!! This is a great idea!! haha This is for all you who can see what Kanye did and let it go, though it was most likely staged, and forgive!! He is entertaining and I can't wait to wear this to his concert in November!! haha

World's Largest Rubber Duck

Wow!! I mean this is cool and all but can you imagine how much money this cost?? Come on people, children are dying in Africa and we spend our money on this?!?

Awesome Projections!!!

Facts About Me

Haha I thought this was funny! Thanks to Pete Wentz for this.


I have a speech writer on staff. so everything i say every day is actually scripted. If i pause and look like im listening to you if you look very closely i have a tiny ear piece in and im just waiting on my next line. It doesnt work well if i get out of range thats why i say stupid stuff sometimes.


I came up with an idea for “hand de-sanitizer” for our government. so if our leaders were meeting with people they didnt like they could “germ em up”. i apparently brought this up to the wrong member of my city council.


Im so rich that unlike that ricky dude from silver spoons w/his min train. My kid will have a mini g5 that he gets in and flies all over the house.


I actually had such long legs as a child that my parents took me to a specialist in prague and had them shortened. so technically i am 6ft 1in.


Every “columbus day”. i recreate the voyage and sail from spain to an american indian reservation.


I once solved 99 problems in under a minute and in fact none of them were a bitch.


One time a cab driver told me that i was the most interesting person he had ever met. So interesting in fact that he not only said “hey this rides on me”. hes now my butler and driver and all i have to pay him is in interesting stories. i ran out of stories but hes old so ive just been telling him stuff from indiana jones for the past few months.


I invented the term “pardon my french” accidentally when i ordered in french at a joint in italy. quite embarrassing when i had to re-order in italian and then explain the whole ordeal in japanese to my friend.


Robert pattinson is based off me. no not the character from the movie. i mean him the actual human being. i dont know why people dont notice my sexy accent or height or perfect cheekbones. it keeps me up at night.


My cellphone isnt even connected to anything. anytime im talking on it i am just recording my voice so i can have a conversation with myself later.


I once blew a breathalyzer to perfect pi 3.1415926- the officer was so impressed that we had a drink and then i drove home to someone elses house.


“Yesterday I was backing out of my driveway, and a dog ran over me. He told me he was had insurance but when I called the number, it was for pizza hut. that jerk.”


“im not marcus welch, i just play him on tv.”


im not marcus welch, i just play him in real life.

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Hey my name is Marcus and this is my new blog called Random Chaos Kids. I will keep it updated as often as I can! I'm a random guy and you never know what's gonna pop up on this blog haha. A little about me, I'm a magician/mentalist and Graphic designer/photographer. I love music and awesome new trends! I am my own person and you will have a great time on my blog haha (No guarantees promised) haha well bookmark this page and check it everyday for new updates of awesomeness!!!